Why having two dogs is better than having two wives !!

1. The later you get home…the more excited your dog is to see you
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
3. If another dog is beautiful…your dog won’t hate it
4. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name
5. Dogs actually like it when you leave stuff on the floor
6. A dog’s parents will never come to visit
7. Dogs understand that you have to raise your voice to make a point
8. Dogs do their snooping outside.  Not in your wallet or pants pocket
9. Dogs find you amusing when you drink
10. Dogs are ready to go 24 hours a day.  You never have to wait for them
11. Another man will rarely steal your dog
12. A dog will seldom outlive you
13. A dog will let you put a studded collar on them without calling you a pervert
14. If a dog smells another dog on you they don’t get mad.  They think it’s interesting
15. Dogs are not allowed in Holt Renfrew
16. If a dog leaves home, it won’t take half your stuff
17. A dog will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask…”If I died…would you get another dog?” 

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