Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Hearing Loss

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to, and thought she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.  The doctor told him there was a simple informal test the husband could perform to give himself a better idea about her hearing loss.

"Here's what you do" said the doctor, "Stand about 40 feet away from her, and say something in a normal conversational tone.  See if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on,
until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and the husband was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."  In a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.  So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.  Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response, so... He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.  Finally, he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
"Darling, for the FIFTH time, I've said: BIRYANI!"

The moral of the story: The problem may not be with the other person/s,
as we always think. Instead it could be very much be with ourselves!
 
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Hindi Cartoons !

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Ellis Bridge, Ahmedabad

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Ellis Bridge, originally uploaded by Amit Patel.

Decoration of Ellis Bridge in Ahmedabad, during Patang Mahotsav 2006.

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It happens only in India !

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Ahmedabad's new proposed International terminal

 
Here is the picture of proposed new international terminal at Ahmedabad airport.
 
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Tutorial: Hack Extra Bandwidth From Your ISP

Warning: for educational purposes only. Site provides free software and tutorials to jump your cable modem speed up by 3 - 4 megs. Enjoy !

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

HOW-TO: Bypass a protected .DOC

1.) Open a protected document in Word. 2.) Choose the Save As Web Page (*.htm; *.html) option and close Word. 3.) Open the doc in Internet Explorer. 4.) Ctrl+A to select the entire doc 5.) Open a new blank doc in Word an Ctrl+V 6.) Save Now you have the same doc with no password or restrictions. Source: Jumped ! Yes for you

More Bush Bashing !

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Nice Toons - MBA Special !

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Friday, January 06, 2006

Job Interview at IKEA

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Abhi Shadi ka pehla saal tha..

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha, | khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha, | khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi, | ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi, | subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana | thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana, | wo pyaar bhara hath humare baalon main phirana, | muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo, | jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana. | gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi, | dil or dimag par poori tarah chhai thi, | saans bhi lete the to naam usi ka hota tha, | ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha. | 5 saal baad........ | subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana, | table par rakh kar jor se chillana, | aaj office jao to munna ko | school chhodte hue jana.............. | ek baar phir wohi awaaz ayi, | kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpai, | agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena, | munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena. | na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi, | dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chhayi thi, | sans bhi lete hai to unhi ka khayal hota hai, | har samay dimaag main ek hi sawal hota hai, | kya kabhi woh din laut ke ayenge, | jab hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge |