We are Indian !

One Bengali is a poet. Two Bengalis is a film society. Three Bengalis is a political party. Four Bengalis is two political parties. One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky. Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his brother Twinky. Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds. Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one. One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis is caste killing. Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna. One Mallu is a coconut stall. Two Mallus is a boat race. Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket. Four Mallus is an oil slick. One UP bhaiyya is a milkman. Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop. Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UP assembly. Four UP bhaiyyas is a destruction squad!! One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train. Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train. Three Gujjus is Bombay's noisiest restaurant. Four Gujjus is a stock market scam. One Andhraite is a chilli farmer. Two Andhraites is a software company in New Jersey. Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit. Four Andhraites is a song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie. One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman. Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory. Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit. Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order. One Tam-Brahm is a priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple. Two Tam-Brahms is a maths tuition class. Three Tam-Brahms is a queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m. Four Tam-Brahms is a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara. One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pav stall. Two Bombayites is a film studio. Three Bombayites is a slum. Four Bombayites is the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.!! AND THEY ALL LIVE IN ONE COUNTRY--- I N D I A :-)