A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles perhour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks acrossat her and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we’ve been married fortwenty years, but I want a divorce.”
The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowlyincreases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. “I don’t wantyou to try and talk me out of it,” He says, “because I’ve been havingan affair with your best friend, And she’s a far better lover than youare.”
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightlyand slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. “I want thehouse,” he says insistently..Up to 60. “I want the car, too,” hecontinues. 65 mph. “And,” he says, “I’ll have the bank accounts, allthe credit cards and the boat!”
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. Thismakes him nervous, so he asks her, “Isn’t there anything you want?”
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. “No, I’ve got everything I need,” she says.
“Oh, really,” he inquires, “so what have you got?”
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, The wife turns to him and smiles. “The airbag.”
Moral of the Story:
Women are clever!!!
Don’t mess with them!!
The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowlyincreases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. “I don’t wantyou to try and talk me out of it,” He says, “because I’ve been havingan affair with your best friend, And she’s a far better lover than youare.”
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightlyand slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. “I want thehouse,” he says insistently..Up to 60. “I want the car, too,” hecontinues. 65 mph. “And,” he says, “I’ll have the bank accounts, allthe credit cards and the boat!”
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. Thismakes him nervous, so he asks her, “Isn’t there anything you want?”
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. “No, I’ve got everything I need,” she says.
“Oh, really,” he inquires, “so what have you got?”
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, The wife turns to him and smiles. “The airbag.”
Moral of the Story:
Women are clever!!!
Don’t mess with them!!
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