Siddhuism

A few of Siddhuism for all you cricketing and non-cricketing fans :- Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential! Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats! Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn! He looks like a brooding hen over a China egg! It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent on committing suicide! He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg! When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon! If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pants’ there would be no tinkers! The ball went so high it could have got an airhostess on its way down! This team is like bicycles in a cycle stand… one falls and the entire row falls! The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian Taximeter! The batsman is like a three-wheeler. Sucks a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30! The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs! A big outcry but no outcome! All that comes from a cow is not milk! Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!