Monday, December 26, 2005
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Skype co-founder's view on India - Interesting Interview
At 33, Morten Lund of Denmark loves a T-shirt that says: 'Software is like sex. It's better when it's free.'
Read the interesting interview...
read more | digg story
read more | digg story
Monday, December 19, 2005
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Media Photoshop Retouching
This demo goes through all the steps and shows you before and after changes of a girl on the front of a magazine. Its amazing what you can do with photoshop. By the way this is not just the usual before and after pictures it shows you how things changed, how they did it, and what it naturally should look like
Read more at www.i-am-bored.com/bore...
Writely - The Web Word Processor
Check out this cool web application called Writely . In simple terms, it is your Microsoft Word on the web. You can access your document from any browser, you can share the documents, convert them in to .pdf and much more...
Read more at www.writely.com/BasePag...
Friday, December 16, 2005
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking his/her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares,...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!" And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".
An Irish Toast
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Doubt in Mahabhart !
In some remote village of India, masterji is teaching the Mahabharat Katha to class 6 students. He is at the Krishnajanma' part of it.
Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev n Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning...Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born..."
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused)
Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come u have one?"
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT 'VASUDEV' N' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???
Masterji fainted.........................
Error by Railway Staff at New Delhi Railway Station
Check out the spelling for Lucknow in the image below. Click on the link to see the image.
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Access your Gmail from your cellphone !
Now, you can access the GMail from your cellphone....
Read more at mail.google.com/mail/he...
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