Sunday, August 13, 2006
Guru
Another movie that Bollywood lovers wants to see this year. Here is the information:
Status: Under Production
Release Date: December 22, 2006
Literal English Translation: Teacher
Language: Hindi
Genre: Drama / Romance
Shooting Locations (City & Country): Chennai (India), Mumbai (India), Turkey
Producer: Mani Ratnam, G Srinivasan
Director: Mani Ratnam
Star Cast: Mithun Chakraborty, Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai, Mallika Sherawat, Arya Babbar, Madhavan, John Abraham, Vidya Balan, Kunal Kapoor.
Singers: Bappi Lahiri
Lyricist: Gulzar
Music Director: A R Rahman
Cinematography: Rajiv Menon
Action: Vikram Dharma
Art: Sabu Cyril, Samir Chanda
Editor: Sreekar Prasad
Screenplay: Mani Ratnam
Dialogue: Anurag Kashyap
Publicity Designs: HR Enterprises
Story / Writer: Mani Ratnam
Source: Email Forward
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Sequential Pictures
I got this as an email forward. I found it quite amazing. Enjoy !!
technorati tags:Interesting, Amazing, Sequential, Pictures
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Monday, July 31, 2006
Thought of the day !
"If you want something you never had, do something you have never done" !
Credit: Email Forward
technorati tags:Interesting, Motivational, Picture, Quote, Thought
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Poetic Resignation
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.
To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don't know if I should stay.
The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don't know if I should stay!
The managers don't know what they talk
The team doesn't know where they walk
That's a bad situation, what say?
I don't know if I should stay.
I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can't keep switching day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It's all done, I won't stay.
Thanks & Regards
Employee
Manager Response
Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)
The decision is good or decision is bad
Only God knows still I am glad
Keep moving in life that is what I can say
If you feel right go in the same way
May god give you the work, the challenge you want
Anyway there is always a second chance
Chances are there, grab them snatch them
That is what I can say
Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more....
That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)
From my experience I can tell you
Being in software development is like taking hell out of you
You are frustrated since you have no quality work
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work
It's always like that previous job was better than the current one
And expects the new job will be much better than this one
But what you get is a frustration level up to sun
Than you will again send the resignation like this one
This is all what I want to say
Have you completed all the formalities?
Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)
Once done you can take all your cash
But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s.
At last I appreciate your contribution to the company
Even though there was not any....
You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI
Don't feel shy
As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi....
That is all what I want to say.
Thanks & Regards
Manager
technorati tags:Poetic, Resignation, Funny, Poem, Joke, HR, Software
Inspirational Hindi Poem By Harivanshrai Bachchan
technorati tags:Bachaan, Harivanshrai, Peom, Hindi, Inspirational, Emotional, Moving, India, Poet
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Sardar Detectives !
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first Singh answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The Singh looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he
only has one eye and one ear."
technorati tags:Sardar, Santa, Banta, Singh, Detectives, Karamchand, Joke, Funny
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Just for Fun !
A junior Software engineer, a senior Software engineer and their PM are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each".So the eager Junior Software engineer shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the Senior Software engineer could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The PM calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 1.30pm"
Moral of the story is: Always allow the bosses to speak first"
